We've all been there, awkward first dates, family reunions, second dates, business dinners, third dates where you realize it might also be a family reunion...you name it, there's a situation this Get Drunk Faster glass can help you with. The purposely-poorly shaped glass has an unstable silhouette that will force you to keep the glass in hand, and inevitably finishing your drink faster than usual.
The glasses are hand blown in Swaziland, Africa, and a pair of them will set you back $60. I remember this game back when it was called Edward 40-Hands...and the only costs involved were a 40 oz. of malt liquor, duct tape and whatever cleaning bills the inevitable projectile vomiting would create.
