Get A Load Of This ‘Dick’ Spam Musubi

One of my favorite food Instagrammers, arguably the best account on the planet Earth for food pornographers is @EatLikeYoureOnDeathRow. She’s an amazing cook, she loves talking about dick, and she gets her Instagram account banned almost nightly for her food erotica.

Tonight, she just posted what she calls “Titi Spam Musubi,” which after a quick “titi” Google translate sesh reveals “Dick Spam Musubi.”

Not up on your Spam Musubi game? It’s a popular snack out of Hawaii that includes a slice of grilled Spam and rice, wrapped together with some dried seaweed. This one though…this one is shaped like a dick:

dick-spam-musubi-jumpie

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