This New Café Is Changing Coffee By Pairing It With A Blow Job
If there’s two things that are great in the morning, and will certainly wake you up, it’s coffee and fellatio.
While this seems like something you’d see at the start of a bad late-night Showtime porn movie, Café Fellatio is opening up in Switzerland by year’s-end.
For about $63 (60 Swiss francs), men will be able to walk in to Café Fallatio, put down an order through iPad, select their coffee, and then select a young lady to perform oral sex, according to Swiss publication, The Local. It’s almost like that Rush Hour 2 scene, where Chris Tucker picked out his female masseuse from a vast lineup, except this pick comes with coffee, and a blow job.
This cafe was brilliantly put together by “Facegirl,” a Swiss escort service, and is influenced by certain shops in Thailand that offer similar services.
You can imagine this cafe will cause some controversy, especially since it seems like there’s nothing in the works to offer women that same service, but we’ll see how backlash affects the restaurant.
Prostitution IS legal in Switzerland, so there’s no worries there, but there’s always worries that you’ll bring back home something you wish you hadn’t.
What happens in Switzerland stays in Switzerland, except chlamydia.
