Samoa Jello Shots in September, Because F@#K Seasonal Logic

Seasonal food items are the worst. Pumpkin, peppermint, Girl Scout Cookies. Who are you, food industry gods, to tell me when I can and can’t have my damn Samoas? If you’re sick of the waiting game (or, alternatively, the non-waiting game that brings us pumpkin spice lattes the last week of August), it’s time (yay chronology jokes) we fought back the best way we know how.

With alcohol.

Caramel, coconut cream, chocolate sauce, toasted coconut, chocolate chips, rum and gelatin are all you need to deliciously protest our nation’s arbitrary food availability. Yes you can have Girl Scout Cookies in September. No, you don’t have to pair them with Candy Corn Oreos. Luckily, jello shots are perfect all year round.

Peep the recipe for Samoa Jello Shots over at My Jello Americans.

H/T + PicThx Neatorama

More content

Eating Out
Popeyes Turned A Popular Fan Hack Into Its Newest Sandwich
Popeyes crispy chicken dripping with honey and served on an extra-large, fluffy biscuit? Sign us up. The chain has just answered the prayers of fans…
,
Eating Out
Chipotle Is Bringing Back Its Margaritas, But There’s A Catch
When Chipotle first hit the scene in 1993, its original menu featured margaritas for just $1.95. Buzzy margs remained on the menu in 2013, when…
,
Products
Cheez-It Is Getting Into The Protein Game
Proteinmaxxing is getting cheesy… and that’s a good thing, as Cheez-It just announced its new Protein Original crackers. Made with 100% real cheese, the new…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox