Subway Tests New Fritos-Stuffed Crunchy Chicken Enchilada Melt, Apparently Gives Up on Life

For years, Subway has been touted as a savior for mildly health conscious cubicle-dwellers everywhere, tired of McDonald’s but still not quite willing to pay the premium to eat Veggie Grill or Panera Bread every day. But now it seems even Jared and the promise of an extra cookie or bag of chips isn’t enough to get people to visit, since Subway’s latest test sub looks so unhealthy, it’s almost patriotic.

Stuffed with shredded chicken dripping in enchilada sauce and topped with Monterey Cheddar and Fritos chips (yes really), the new Crunchy Chicken Enchilada Melt has only been spotted in Central Florida and downtown Seattle, according to Grub Grade (while a visit to our local Subway location revealed no such glory). But perhaps this reveal can be considered a sign that Subway has finally thrown in the towel. After all, given the choice between getting this and that awful Oven Roasted Chicken with Spinach again, we all know most of us would happily take the extra calories. Shh honey, it’s okay – that’s what all the vegetables are for.

H/T + Picthx Grub Grade