The Beer Can Cocktails Red Robin DIDN’T Want Foodbeast To Make [VIDEO]

screenshot-rudy-chop

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Recently, Red Robin approached us with what we thought was an invitation to create a “new line of beer cocktails.” We thought we had this sh*t on lock. We thought we’d roll out and impress booze connoisseurs with the Da Vinci of all cocktail innovation. We thought this would be the next epic video to follow our how to eat a cupcakeapples and chinese food series.

Turns out, we were wrong. We apologize to any professional “mixologists” who may be offended by this video and to any beer cans harmed in the making (tip: do NOT use a machete to imbibe). Luckily, we caught the entire hotmess on tape before Red Robin broke the news to us.

Oh, and don’t try this at home. Seriously. Enjoy, this one’s for you, Foodbeasts!

More content

Eating OutLifestyle
This New Guide Ranks The Best U.S. Airports For Dining and Lounges
Business travelers have officially spoken, and not all airports are created equal. Corporate Traveler just dropped its Business Travel Airport Guide, a new report ranking…
,
CultureRecipes
Every NFL Team Now Has Its Own Mimosa Thanks To This Champagne Brand
André California Champagne is kicking off its first season as the Official Sparking Wine Sponsor of the NFL with its Tailgate Team-Mosa—a roster of 32…
,
CultureProducts
Why These ‘Chinese Burgers’ Are One Of Costco Canada’s Most Talked-About Samples Right Now
Did your eyebrows raise as well when you saw ‘Chinese Burgers’ in the headline? Okay good! That’s the appropriate response and I wanted to make…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox