So in Love with Two: @Oreo and @KITKAT Fight for Fan’s Affections on Twitter

It’s been a hot second since we had a solid love triangle in the public eye. Sure, the last Twilight movie was just released on DVD and Catching Fire comes out in November, but in the meantime, a hole has been left in the hearts of rabid fangirls everywhere that no amount of fanfiction, AMVs or tumblr gif sets can ever hope to fill.

Luckily we now have the surprising triangle of @Oreo x @Laura_ellenxx x @KITKAT to tide us over.

The whole thing started out innocently enough, with @Laura_ellenxx posting a simple tweet about her love of chocolate.

Can tell I like chocolate abit too much when I’m following @kitkat and @oreo hahahahahah

— LauraEllen (@Laura_ellenxx) March 11, 2013

Then things started heating up.

The fight for @laura_ellenxx‘s affections is on. @oreo your move #haveabreak twitpic.com/cb1g84 — Kit Kat (@KITKAT) March 13, 2013

 

Meanwhile, everyone waited anxiously to see what would happen next. Who would Laura choose, they wondered. The smooth, quirky, light-hearted @KITKAT? Or the dark, moody and suspiciously two-faced @Oreo? Even @Laura_ellenxx couldn’t believe what was happening.

@kitkat @oreo OMG AM I IN HEAVEN — LauraEllen (@Laura_ellenxx) March 13, 2013

Can’t cope with all this I only tweeted @kitkat and @oreo didn’t want them fight over me HAHAHAH what the heck — LauraEllen (@Laura_ellenxx) March 22, 2013

 

But then, in a shocking twist, @Oreo posted this:

Sorry, @kitkat we couldn’t resist … #GiveOreoABreak twitter.com/Oreo/status/31… — Oreo Cookie (@Oreo) March 13, 2013

And therein crushed the dreams of everyone wondering exactly what a human x chocolate or human x cookie baby might have looked like. Who would’ve thought that good ol’ @Oreo was into that?

Whatever, #TeamLaureo, FTW.

H/T + PicThx Buzzfeed