The 'FOOD' Douche Card

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This should have been invented a long time ago, probably around the year hair gel for men was created, or when Ed Hardy started. Technically this is the Douche Card, but I added my own twist to it to relate to a recent post; The Making of a Food Douche. Are you tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar fights over stupid, pointless shit. Now you can avoid all of that with one simple business card. Simply hand it to the asshole in question and walk away. Problem solved. Purchase your own stack here. (Thx Coolmaterial)

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