Satirical Coffee Ad Is SAVAGE AF

I can’t lie, I wake up every morning and look forward to my cup of coffee. I even ground my own beans and brew individual cups with a reusable knock-off K-Cup thing. I sip my freshly brewed coffee with pride and look forward to the morning ritual.

It’s all because I’m an addict—a coffee addict, and thanks to this brutally honest video from Cracked.com, I’m now aware of my problems and will seek the help of my friends and family for help and guidance. Take a look for yourself, are you an addict too?

Even though I’m slightly joking about seeking help, caffeine is pretty addicting.

While I’m not going to steal, cheat and lie for my next grande Pike at Starbucks, it’s safe to say coffee drinkers aren’t shy about their habit — I just typed grande Pike without hesitation — but if you’re buying the next round, I’m coming.

I drink way too much coffee.

So, the next time you consider drinking a nice, warm cup of Joe in the morning, remember this video and say to yourself, “At least it’s not heroin.”

Enjoy!

More content

CultureProducts
Drinkable ‘Street Fighter’ Cards Are Now A Thing
It’s hard to tell whether these new drinkable Street Fighter-themed cards are one of the most innovative ideas ever, or just a gimmicky way to…
,
CultureEating Out
How Chili’s Turned Listening To Customers Into A Business Turnaround
Chili’s is on a winning streak and doesn’t look to be slowing down any time soon. During a recent earnings call, chief executive Kevin Hochman,…
,
Eating Out
McDonald’s Is Giving Away Free McNugget Caviar Kits For Valentine’s Day
Just ahead of Valentine’s Day, the Golden Arches teamed up with Paramount Caviar to drop something nobody asked for, but plenty of people are already…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox