Squirrel Nut Kabob

There’s no way this squirrel got this kabob put together himself. I am adamant in my stance that someone put it together, and put it into his cute little paws for a proper photograph. Seriously, there’s absolutely no way a squirrel could go to the store, by a metallic skewer, and so effortlessly insert it into a row of five un-shelled peanuts, only to sit in front of a paparazzo to get his picture taken.

Maybe I’m just reading into it too much. Maybe they sell skewers of nuts in the park now. I don’t know. I haven’t been to a park in awhile. Or had my second glass of wine for breakfast yet. (Via RainbowCrab/BuzzFeed)

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