Apparently There’s Wood In Parmesan Cheese, But It’s Probably Not The Worst [The Katchup]

Daaaaamn, Daniel! We’re back at it again with the best food stories in this week’s episode of the Katchup.

From knife-wielding monkeys threatening restaurant patrons, to a snake head found in a can of green beans, this week’s events were nothing short of shocking, ridiculous and downright hilarious. We’ve we’ve also got Kanye West in the mix, so that doesn’t help the balance of crazy.

Check out all this week’s shenanigans below:

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Pabst Blue Reuben Sandwich

Our favorite sandwich has officially joined forces with our favorite beer, and it is completely, utterly breathtaking. For real, if your jaw doesn’t drop after watching this video, you might need to consult your orthodontist… Read More here.

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Deep Fried Kanye West Shoes

Whether you love, or hate Kanye West, his Adidas Yeezy Boost shoes are still one of the most sought after pieces of clothing out there. If you’ve tried and tried, but haven’t been able to get your hands on a pair, this video might make you cringe, or pull your hair out… Read more here.

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There’s Wood in Your Parmesan

I had an idea of what wood pulp was, but I wasn’t entirely sure, so I googled it. Turns out, it’s exactly what you would expect it to be: pieces of wood ground down so finely that it becomes pulpy… Read more here.

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Yelp Employee Complains About Pay, Gets Fired

A Yelp employee who has a bi-weekly income of $733.24 wrote an open letter to Yelp CEO Jeremy Stoppelman to complain about her living conditions in San Francisco and her experience working in the consumer support department for the website’s food delivery subsidiary, Eat24… Read more here.

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Drunk Monkey Terrorizes Customers

Trying to deal with a drunk man wielding a knife is a scary thought, but something about the unpredictability of a belligerent monkey parading around with a Santoku knife like a blade-licking psychopath really puts the fear of God in you… Read more here.

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Snake Head Found In Green Beans

Someone at that church must be doing something really immoral because I honestly don’t think there’s a more ominous sign of impending doom and the rapture than the severed head of Satan’s #1 ride-or-die animal minion… Read more here.