Starbucks Bans Man For Stopping Jerks From Illegally Parking In Handicapped Spaces

If you’re one of those people who polices the handicap spaces, staring down the driver as they get out, saying “I swear, you better be limping, you faking son of a b***h,” you could potentially get banned from Starbucks, apparently.

Rob Rowen isn’t the type of guy who lets scumbags get away with illegally parking in handicapped spaces and would yell at Starbucks-goers who would do so at a Tamp Bay, Florida Starbucks.

According to My News 13, Rowen got charged up whenever he’d see people park there with no handicapped placard, or sticker and just wanted easier access to the coffee shop.

Starbucks promptly banned Rowen as they believed he was harassing the customers a little too much.

Of course, Rowen wasn’t going to stand for this ban, as he felt he was being punished for protecting the loyal Starbucks customers. He spoke with a senior vice president from Starbucks’ regional office in Austin, Texas, and quickly had the ban lifted.

Rowen’s still pretty pissed though, saying on Facebook, “The ban is lifted, but it is not about the ban; it is about the way they relate to their handicapped patrons.”

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