If you don’t know who The Vulgar Chef is, you’re missing out on one of the most vulgar and creative chefs that the Internet has to offer.

He’s responsible for such monstrosities as Ramen Sushi and Chicken Bacon Ranch Ramen Tacos. Now that you’re up-to-speed (and hopefully, following him on Instagram), I have the unfortunate pleasure of disclosing a text message conversation with the self proclaimed shitty genius about his plans for Thanksgiving Sushi:

Fresh out of the kitchen apparently drunk off his rocker, I verified who I was talking to, and then asked for his most sober picture of his wild creation. He composed himself and sent over:

“It’s stuffing, turkey, and cranberry sauce, wrapped up in turkey skin. The green shit is mashed potato that I mixed with some wasabi”  – TheVulgarChef