This Rainbow Dildo Popsicle ‘Explodes’ in Your Mouth

You could argue that all popsicles are at least a little bit phallic, but this one’s also got an exploding tip, so that’s fun.

For the past few days, the new X-Pop popsicle from Swedish ice cream company GB Glace has both amused and shocked netizens for its remarkable resemblance to an STD-ridden penis — its yellow, pink, and red shaft tapering up into a bumpy, pink, and cream-filled tip.

Reads the pop’s description by LGBT-friendly blog Queerty:

“It’s shaped like a rocket. You put it in your mouth and, after a few minutes of sucking, something creamy oozes out from the center. Sound familiar?”

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According to the Daily Dot, GB Glace has repeatedly stated it sees no similarity between its sherbet-flavored treat and the male organ of love, but that hasn’t stopped folks from snickering in immature delight over Facebook and Instagram. As for us, we’ll just keep our minds happily planted in the gutter.

PicThx Daily Dot

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