Ingenious Ways to Reuse a Penis Cake Pan

Other than your grandma’s birthday or a the occasional bachelorette party, penis cake pans don’t get out much, sadly. It’s a shame, since the opportunity to flash your friends with a boner decked out in icing is always a good time. Luckily, PenisPans is, ahem, handling the situation.

The site offers clever ways to use that penis pan for every occasion. Got a Bar Mitzvah coming up? A penis disguised as a celebratory fireworks display should do the trick. Howabout that office Christmas potluck? Their Christmas tree recipe is only mildly testicular in nature and a sure-fire way to impress your coworkers.

Oh, and there’s even a shaft-inspired version of Dumbledore for your next Harry Potter party. You can thank us later.

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H/T Incredible Things + PicThx PenisPans

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