Can’t Decide if Gravy Candy is Genius or Fail

When would “gravy” and “candy” ever appear in the same sentence? Maybe when you need something fitting for that candy poutine?

Yes, you can now buy brown-striped hard candies flavored just like that puck-hard Salisbury steak you ate in grade school! If you want the taste but just don’t need the hassle of preparing an all-out meal, simply pop one of these and get on with your other questionable food choices.

These candies don’t develop a jiggly film, don’t require a stove or a microwave, and come in a box adorned with “Lumpy the Gravy Lump.” Sold.

All we need now is some delicious gravy hair gel to top it off . . .

Gravy Candy $5.95Archie Mcphee

H/T + PicThx Nerdalicious & Tumblr

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