Apparently, This is What Your Favorite Coffee Drink Says About You

From the lovely blogger who brought you 8 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Sushi, comes another dreamy infographic. This time, Ryoko Iwata brings caffeine lovers a personality chart based on their favorite way to drink coffee.

According to the illustrated chart, espresso drinks tend to be hard-working leaders, frappuccino drinkers are trend setters, and instant coffee drinkers like to procrastinate. As for those who opt for soymilk in their morning cup o’ Joe? They’re self-righteous, self-centered, and high-maintenance (and personally sound like a downright bore).

Of course, we recommend taking this entire personality-to-coffee business with a dash of half-and-half.

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