So many metaphors to be made here. So many discussions of coffee being a diarrhetic, drinking out of a toilet bowl and reminding you of canine imagery doing the same. Instead of all that, we'll just talk about the technicalities of this mug. It looks like a toilet, it measures  7" x 5.5" x 4.5" and holds 12 oz of whatever liquid you deem necessary. ($18 @ FredFlare)