Kanye Writes A Confusing Poem About McDonald’s Fries

Kanye West will never shy away from publicly expressing his feelings, even if those feelings are towards McDonald’s fries and apple pies.

When Frank Ocean released his long anticipated album, “Blond,” he also released a limited magazine called Boys Don’t Cry, which includes a touching poem about McDonald’s from none other than Kanye West.

In the poem, West tells a familiar story about trust and jealousy, except he illustrated it through McDonald’s fries, cheeseburgers, shakes, apple pies, and even the McRib.

The poem reads as follows:

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan

McDonalds Man
McDonalds
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good though
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

There’s obviously deeper meaning to this than just fries, even though he has shown in the past he distrusts fries.

Is his wife, Kim Kardashian, the fries in this instance? He does love writing about her, so it would make sense that everyone in this McDonald’s world would be the ones jealous of her, at least in his eyes. And at the very end, he could be the “smooth apple pie,” who isn’t jealous and isn’t trying to take her down.

With Kanye, who knows?

h/t the verge