Freaky Guy Fieri Fan Makes Twisted Request On Craigslist

If you’re curious about how terrifying of a site Craigslist can be, Jared Fogle used to hunt for young companions on there. Really, really young companions.

Now that I’ve got you in an icky state-of-mind, a Guy Fieri lover had a very specific request in the form of terrible innuendos, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives roleplay, and quite possibly sexual favors.

A 37-year-old man from Oakland, Calif., wrote on his post:

“I have a fantasy where I am Guy Fieri going to a diner on his TV show, I order a spicey Texas melt with a side of potato wedges, you pull up your skirt and say ‘I’ve got a hot creamy place you can wedge something into’. I’ve already spent $12K decorating my apartment like a diner so I can host.”

According to Eater, the post has since been deleted, probably because the guy already found the woman of his dreams, but thankfully there is photographic evidence of this guy’s search for frosted-tip love.

This dude’s totally a serial killer, right. No one should like THIS GUY that much:

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