Devious Food Hacks That Will Make You Feel Like A Jerk, But Work Anyway

I don’t know what possessed Distractify to stir up such crooked little life hacks, but if you’re the type of person with no conscience, you can really take advantage of these tips and tricks. If you’re not comfortable with weighing all your fruit at a self-checkout machine by inputting the same produce code that you’d use with the $.99-per-pound bananas, then just check out these pics and judge everyone who might actually try to do it.

I won’t judge you, but I’ll probably cringe as you do these.

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Lookin’ very generous at Starbucks.

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More Starbucks Shenanigans.

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Potentially free breakfast for life, if you play it smart.

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Good reason to get a suit.

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Yeah, I worked at a grocery store and know the code, but I’ve already done enough damage with this post, you dishonest creeps. Use Google.

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h/t+picthx Distractify

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