Cancel Your V-Day Plans: This McDonald’s is Hosting a Romantic Candlelight Dinner with ‘Musical Selections by Ron’

There’s the world’s most expensive Valentine’s dinner, then there’s McDonald’s. If your idea of a romantic night involves big macs and being serenaded by “Ron,” a McDonald’s in North Carolina has your back.

Spotted at a redditor’s local joint, the sign below advertises this particular location’s third annual “Candlelight Dinner” complete with “musical selections by Ron.” We hope this means that Ronald McDonald will be strumming a guitar and creepin’ as you look deep into your date’s eyes while leaning over a plate of lukewarm nuggets at the McDonald’s love shack. Tell me that doesn’t make you hot and bothered just thinking about it.

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