This Meat Lovers ‘Alternate Facts’ Pizza Claims To Have Zero Calories

It seems like there’s always a restaurant trying to tie themselves to some politically-driven theme. At this point, they’ve gotten super corny and people seem to be tired of hearing about them.

With that said, here’s another politically-charged food concept, as Villa Italian Kitchen created the “Alternate Facts” pizza.

The pizza place claims the pie has zero calories and is loaded with bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, house made sauce, and 100% whole-milk mozzarella.

The joke is a play on Kellyanne Conway’s use of the term “alternative facts,” when describing Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s bullshit claims that President Trump drew the largest inauguration crowd. In that same way, Villa’s zero-calorie pizza is bullshit.  Not sure if the name itself is an alternative fact, because they totally used the wrong term, but maybe that’s part of the humor.

I honestly hope this is the last time a restaurant feeds off whatever trendy political meme is going around, but it’s doubtful. And if anything in this article offended you, go eat some Skittles, watch some Netflix, and relax.