Green bagels return to Einstein Bros for St. Patrick's Day. You can swoop them up in a festive green bagel box of 13 with two tubs of whipped cream cheese for $14.99 or grab just one for a little over a buck.

Also, BREAKING NEWS: they're plain bagels with green food coloring added. Sorry to burst any bubbles. Santa Claus also isn't real. Neither is that creepy furry thing that lurks around every Easter. I know, I'm an awful, awful person.

The green bagels are available now through St. Paddy's day but if you don't have an Einstein Bros near you, Noah's Bagel's and Bruegger's are also offering bagels decked in green.

Picthx Einstein Bros.