skittle-sausage

Apparently, the Seattle Seahawk's running back Marshawn Lynch adores skittles.

So, in honor of Lynch and the Seahawks making it to the Super Bowl, a Seattle butcher has unleashed a Hot Skittles Sausage. Named "Beast Mode," Blue Max Meats' Skittles sausage ranks as one of the most inglorious mash ups we've seen. The recipe itself, is unabashedly straight-forward:

First, grab several hulking chunks of meat

seattle-skittle-sausage

 

Second, grind out the meat spaghetti

super-bowl-seattle

 

Third, mix in the spices and, yes, a bag full of Skittles

sausage-skittles

 

Finally, MAGIC

skittle-sausage-magic

We apologize for any appetites we may have (most likely) ruined.

Picthx K5

Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.