$45 Swamp Pizza Contains Frog Legs, Pork and Python

This “Everglades Pie,” which costs a stunning $45 dollars because apparently python meat is expensive, features python, frogs legs, pork, and swamp cabbage. No word yet on what swap cabbage is, but frankly we don’t want to know.

Since coming up with the recipe to supposedly curb a local invasion of pythons destroying the habitat, Evan Danielle, owner of Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza in Fort Meyers, Florida has only sold 150 pies. Which isn’t too surprising considering he (1) sells plenty of other, perfectly normal pizzas at his shop and (2) python and frogs and swamp cabbage? Oh my.

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