This ‘Triple Threat’ Boasts a Calzone, Garlic Knots and Pizza All In One

Joe’s Rotisseria has stayed on Foodbeast’s radar for a while now, all thanks to the wild creations they come up with like this General Tso Pizza. This time around, they’ve upped the antics and cranked up the chaotic pizza energy way past ten.

Behold, the Triple Threat — a Frankenstein’d behemoth that trots out a calzone, garlic knots, and pizza all at once. I don’t think there’s any more to say about it other than this would be the perfect time to call the squad and present this as a challenge to them.

Or if you’re running this mission solo, I certainly wouldn’t be one to judge.

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