Top 5 Sexiest Food Mascots


Iconic food branding, go! McDonald’s is home to Ronald McDonald, Starbucks has the siren, Carl’s Jr. has the Happy Star. Subconsciously, whether or not you’re eating fast food or packaged foods on the daily, we’re indeed thinking and consuming the brand imagery set forth at an alarming rate. Through several suggestions of our readership and some internal humorous banter, we’ve pieced together a list of what we believe to be the 5 Sexiest Food Mascots across both Fast Food and Packaged Food industries.

Let the borderline chauvinism begin:

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