The Arizona Diamondbacks revealed their latest ballpark offering: the new "D-bat dog." According to ESPN's Darren Rovell, the coma-inducing corn dog measures 18-inches long *slow clap* and comes stuffed with cheese and bacon. The entire thing comes with a side of fries, of course, and will run you $25.
It's a bit pricey but again, it's stadium grub. At least they throw in fries in case the 18-incher doesn't satisfy you. Heh. Catch that? Ok, that'll do pig.