If you're tired of ending up with the smallest pizza slice, you're in luck. This precision pizza cutter might be the answer.
The Tactical Laser Pizza Cutter attaches to the top of your average pizza wheel and projects a straight red line onto the pie. It's up to you to maintain a steady hand, but once you have that down, the laser cutter promises perfect slices every time. That means less time spent arguing over who got more pepperoni or why one piece is missing a corner of crust. Everyone can have a perfect piece, or you can just hog all the slices to yourself.
Don't worry, we aren't ones to judge.