Mythical Chef Josh Scherer Shares Which Pokémon He Would Like to Eat

Mythical Chef Josh Scherer just might be Commander in Chief when it comes to thinking out the box in the kitchen, but recent videos listing which Pokémon he’d like to eat and describing exactly how he’d cook them goes way beyond any such form of it — package, container, bin, receptacle, etc.

In a two part video clip, Scherer lists various Pokémon such as Bellsprout, Psyduck, Scyther, Farfetch’d and more, broadcasting in vivid and strangely delicious detail how he’d prepare each one as a dish. Regarding Lickitung, the Mythical Chef deadpanned, “Reckon I can make 80 to 90 lengua asada tacos out of that big old pink dinosaur tongue right there. A little bit of chile de arbol, lime, onion, cilantro and that’s a good afternoon.”

Goddamn I want to catch them all now.

If you’re down to salivate over more Pokémon delicacies, check out part two below:

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