Man's greatest invention is arguably fire. The why behind fire's inception has been speculated with many theories, but newsflash — it was to create s'mores. Look it up. Or not. Or better yet, watch this latest installment of Jeff's Table highlighting the mighty fireside munch.
Since the dawn of time — or at least since Hershey's chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows have been around — man has turned to s'mores as the go-to snack to ease their fears from a potential bear mauling or countless mosquito bites while out on any campfire excursion. You're at the beach? Well the fire pit is never THAT far from a Great White's bite.
But relax, worry about the bite that will introduce your mouth to a particular kind of fire reserved for the power of magma and the surface of the sun. Yet no matter how much our tastebuds are left in ashes after the first, premature bite into that melty chocolate, gooey marshmallow, and crunchy cracker, we always want... s'more.
I had to. I'll be here all week. Good night.