Look. I'm all for a Greek salad or two on a hot day. Here's to cucumbers and romaine. But a three-foot, "25-veg" cabbage patch quilt wrap? That's a little cray. Then again, what would you expect from an Epic Meal Time parody?

Chef, health-food crusader, and British guy Jamie Oliver was kidnapped by the EMT team earlier this year, and decided to take revenge. EMT host Harley Morenstein remains trapped and bound in an unseen basement, shouting unruly epitaphs while Oliver teams up with the vegan versions of EMT's DJ BBQ and Muscles to make an absurdly huge veggie wrap, because "f**k leeks."

If the feud continues, I hope EMT shows Oliver how to make a less healthy version of the aforementioned wrap. Veggies are fine. Nutella is better.