Frozen Ghost Vodka

Frozen Ghost Vodka is “Supernatural Super-Premium Vodka” that will hauntingly intoxicate its consumers. Utilizing scare tactics, Frozen Ghost leaves the consumer shocked and intrigued to say the very least. This vodka claims to get its “unparalleled smooth, crisp character, even before it is six times distilled for ultimate purity,” from a mysterious water source that was fought over by neighbors and thieves.

[via frozenghostvodka.com]

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