Group Of Firefighters Made The Most Monstrous Pizzaburger Ever

Canadian firefighters. Sounds a bit pointless, right? I always believed that Canada is akin to Narnia in that there is a constant downpours of cold, wet snow, but I could be wrong. Probably.

One Canadian firefighter named Chris and his fellow fire-bangin’ buddies came together to give birth to perhaps the most beautiful little baby pizzaburger the world has ever known, despite the fact that everyone knows freshly newborn pizzaburgers really aren’t even that cute.

According to BroBible, the defenders of all things flammable came together in their firehall to bring this Frankenfood monster to life. Chris, the head chef of this diabolical dinner, provided an ingredients list to the Twitterverse.

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Alright Americans, the Canadians are clearly learning our tricks to leading short, obese lives, so it’s time to step up our game!

 

 

Photo Credit: Twitter 

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