This Drunk Driver Seemingly Hits Every Single Car In The Lot [WATCH]

Driving drunk is bad enough as it is. Driving drunk in the middle of the day while on the phone? Now that’s just a classic case of buffoonery.

One Russian woman decided to go for a little joyride after her normal daytime vodka binge. This big bag of idiot hopped into the driver’s seat after getting shithoused (see Jenner, Caitlyn), then decided it would be a good time to talk to her homie about the latest trends in cats or some other ridiculously unimportant discussion that drunk dialers consider vital information.

Throughout all of the slow-moving mayhem, other bar patrons began slowly filtering outside, either to watch the mild chaos unfold or to survey the damage this sloppy shitspitting spoonful of suckass was dishing out to unsuspecting vehicles.

Thankfully, nobody was injured during this ordeal, except the wallets of the owners of all those cares. Hopefully this woman is found, captured, then tortured by forcing her to watch hundreds of hours of Meet the Kardashians. A boy can dream, right?

Photo Source: Cheezeburger, Opposing Views