Check Out This Dramatic Reading of a 1-Star Yelp Restaurant Review [VIDEO]

Yelp has not only diminished the voice of the traditional restaurant critic, it has given a microphone to a generation of critical foodies who will let the world know when a restaurant is underachieving — within moments of having eaten there.

For those who frequent the review website, you’re no stranger to longwinded, too-serious-for-their-own-good reviews that litter their systen. Hey, maybe you’re the author of a couple haikus on there.

Luckily for us cynical chaps who read the site religiously, haven’t left a review of our own, and sit back in ignorant mockery of everyone who does, actor Chris Kipiniak at the helm of YouTuber Joe Plummer have put together a dramatic reading of an exceptionally mediocre and longwinded 1-star Yelp review.

Before you write that next Yelp review, think about it — this could be your story next time:

[Thanks HuffPo]

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