Pizza Shirt Line is the Cheesiest Garment Collection Around

Pizza used to be the bacon of yesterday, and since hipster culture reminds us to consistently look towards the past to remember what was cool, we can now wear pizza on our shirts. Commentary aside, I’m just giddy that I can wear a shirt that looks eerily like the biggest slice of pizza I’ve ever seen.

Currently there are two unisex pizza shirts on the market, a Pepperoni Pizza and a Vegetable Pizza, both of which feature brilliant all over print on high quality polyester American Apparel t-shirts. The line of shirts is being sold on one of the most bravely literal domain names the web has to offer: PizzaShirt.net

If you can stomach putting in an order through the website’s questionable e-commerce system, each shirt will run you $39.99, and is available in small, medium, large and x-large sizes.

Chances are if you already have a problem looking greasy in a normal t-shirt, you won’t need the extra handicap of sporting a giant piece of fabric that looks like its sweating oil and grease — but if you’re up for the “swag,” these pizza shirts will get you laid. Or at least make your prey of choice extremely hungry.