Nacho Cheese Lip Balm

Who’s lip balm is it? Nacho Lip Balm… I swear these phonetic jokes work way better in person. Anyhow, the obvious question surrounding this particular item is “Why?” and, quite frankly, the simple answer is “Because.”

Also, some people would relish the opportunity to have their lips taste like nacho cheese. I mean I wouldn’t, but, like I said, ‘some people.’ Each tube is 2.5″ (6.4 cm) long, with a twist bottom and a nacho-color scheme.

($5 @ Amazon)

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