Jared Fogle’s Lawyer Wants Us To Know His Client Is Not Getting Fat In Jail

Sometimes I hate my job, and it mainly occurs when I have to write about Jared Fogle and the aftermath of the ex-Subway spokesperson’s child pornography and pedophilia charges. Earlier this week we reported on Fogle’s 15-year prison sentence starting off with an alleged 30-pound weight gain.

According to several sources, Fogle was downing Frosted Flakes, Cake and Honey buns by the boxes — but according to Jared’s lawyer and a recent update on TMZ, apparently that’s all a lie.

“Fogle’s attorney, Ronald Elberger, tells us it’s all a lie … his client hasn’t gained a pound in prison … to the contrary he exercises regularly on the prison track” TMZ

I’m glad to see Jared Fogle’s legal and PR team’s so active even when the dude is behind bars. But now I don’t know WHAT to believe. Is he fat? Is he safe in jail? Is he working out super hard? Do I care? Do you care? Jared, if you’re reading this in your prison’s Internet cafe, let us know how it’s going!

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