My Sex Life As Told By Cookies [WATCH]

Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and everyone is looking for their hookup. Whether you’re single, friends with benefits, in a long-term relationship, or just down to get freaky, sex is usually/always a treat. Lately we’ve been thinking about how food and sex go hand in hand. After all, sex is like a cookie—even if it’s bad, it’s still good.

Somewhat Related: How To Pleasure A Woman, Illustrated By Fruits

And just like a cookie, it’s something everybody wants. The more we thought about this idea, the more we got inspired. Last week we happened to have some fresh chocolate chip cookies on hand, so we decided to, well, play with our food. The result? This video, where we explain nine different types of sexual relationships—using cookies. Whether you’re on the prowl and your cookie’s just out of reach, or in a long-term relationship where you both know exactly how to give each other the goodies, it’s the story of your sex life like you haven’t seen before.

So grab a glass of milk and relax as we show you the single life, hookups, new and long-term relationships, orgies, birthdays, and more.

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