‘OccuPie Wall Street,’ ‘I Just Blue Myself,’ and Other Non-Existent Pop Culture Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry, those two guys you turn to after breaking up with your significant other, losing a job, or just finishing, like, an insanely stressful week, have brought America such awesome, pop culture ice cream flavors such as AmeriCone Dream, Late Night Snack, Phish Food, and everyone’s favorite, if short-lived, Shweddy Balls. So, it’s not much of a stretch to imagine that they’re jumping on the bandwagon for 2013 with delicious homages to Breaking Bad and Mad Men.

But, no. Some guy named Jon Defreest (who apparently does love Breaking Bad and Parks and Rec) made up a bunch of flavors just to toy with our emotions. Cruel, right?

No, worries. There’s a pint of Half Baked for you at the nearest grocery store.

H/T High Snobiety/ PicThx Jonny etc. + WeGotKidz