The Eggsac: Calzone Stuffed With Pizza Rolls

Pizza Rolls used to be the highlight of my afternoon growing up in middle school. After a long hard day of simple addition, cursive q’s and z’s (fuck z’s…actually…fuck cursive, I haven’t used it once in the real world), I would run to the freezer, grab a box of pizza rolls and throw them in the microwave. Recently, someone took this childhood nostlagia to another level. They took a calzone and stuffed it with mini calzones, aka pizza rolls. Is this a game changer? I’ll let you fellow Foodbeasts decide… (PicThx TIWYF)

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