For those Sriracha addicts who secretly fantasize about skinny dipping in a pool of the delectable hot sauce, here's the next best thing: Sriracha Stilettos. While the boys are out of luck on this one (although, if you can rock it, I salute your brave soul), there's nothing sexier than a woman in heels . . . of hot sauce. At least, that's what I hear.
Hand-painted by the talented folks at Hourglass Footwear, you can have the signature rooster sauce emblazoned on just about any shoe style your prefer. So theoretically, the boys can start easy with Sriracha "flats." Just something to think about.