These Asian Restaurateurs Have No Time for Stoners

God, I love Chinese people who own restaurants.

A treasure of an ad from the New Zealand Transport Agency capitalized on the innate hilarity/adorableness of an elderly Chinese couple who own a takeout restaurant to warn against “drug driving.”

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The Chinese woman in the ad bluntly (how else do Chinese people communicate?) tells a customer who has clearly been smoking “naughty cigarettes,” “Hey, you’re too slow. You have a crispy duck. Sit down!”

Will you be my BFF, Chinese woman in New Zealand Transport Agency? I promise I’ll come to your restaurant when I’m stoned and order every single item that doesn’t have a roach (the insect kind) in it and not stare at your cat. Deal?

This story originally written by Alan Van for NextShark 

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