The holidays are a time for festivity; for love and joy and good cheer. So why spoil the fun by eating like a sad calorie-counting crazy person?

Super politely, in teeny tiny bites:

Or worse, not eating at all:

Or giving your food away to other people:

Or eating things you don't even like:

WHY?!

You're just making yourself miserable:

Face it, if you're not already in shape, 2 weeks of dieting ain't gonna cut it:

So just calm yo a$$ and take a seat.

This holiday season, this is what you should look like:

Go on, eat on up:

Heck, you can even eat like these people if you want, I'm not here to judge:

The point is EAT. The way I see it, you still have a good 4-5 months before anyone actually has to see your body, right? Take advantage of it:

And let yourself actually enjoy for once part of what makes this season so awesome and delicious.

Happy Holidays :)