How Cocaine, Gunpowder and 50% of America’s Flour is Extracted from Sandwich Cookies [Parody]

All these years we’ve been dipping Oreos and (lesser) Newman-O’s into milk, not realizing the f*ckin’ gold mine hiding in each precious sandwich cookie. Luckily, the investigative reporters at Jerk Circle released a telling mini-documentary on a factory that harvests cookies for their raw materials.

Watch how the creme is recycled as milk, while the cookie is shredded and harvested for cocaine, gunpowder, cocoa and sugar. We’ve got to hand it to these wizards for being so resourceful, they’ve got us wondering what other potential $$$$ is hiding in our favorite snacks.

More content

CultureInnovation
Lab-Grown Meat Just Took A Big Step Forward, Thanks to ‘Forever’ Cow Cells
In the last few years, there have been incredible advancements towards making cultivated meat a scalable source of protein for consumers. In June, researchers at…
,
Products
Airheads Turned Its Classic Candy Into Soda
I used to sell Airheads in middle school, stashed in the inside pocket of an oversized Chicago Bears Starter jacket. I’d run the whole operation…
,
Products
Hershey’s New Dubai Chocolate-Inspired Bar Will Have An Ultra Exclusive Release
Hershey’s is finally hopping on the Dubai chocolate bar trend, but you’ll have to move fast if you want to get your hands on one…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox