The Pop-Tarts Vodka We Wish Was Real

With Carl’s Jr. rolling out with new Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches, it seems these breakfast-desserts are the hot food item of the moment. Hoping to join the trend, Kellogg’s will be rolling out with new Pop-Tarts-flavored 80-proof vodka. The new line features three different flavor profiles: Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Strawberry and S’mores.

According to HiConsumption, the company has been prepping the boozy items for years at their headquarters and plans to introduce three new flavors every year. Except, this is all a sham. A cruel, cruel lie by Table to Grave meant to tease and tantalize our tastebuds with something we can only wish was real.

H/T HiConsumption

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