Anyone who's ever enjoyed a decent (or hell, even half-decent) crispy, melty mozzarella stick has seen the face of God. Keep your fancy bries and panko breading; no amount of frou-frou ingredients could possibly improve on mozzarella sticks' pure and utter perfection.
Except, okay, maybe Doritos.
I ate these new @7eleven loaded Doritos. I survived. More pics: http://t.co/2WYBSGQEHL #foodporn #fatkid pic.twitter.com/X2X7B3zqgZ
— Kevin Cobb (@ohmykevin) February 10, 2014
Figured out lunch tomorrow @7eleven pic.twitter.com/pT0fblOMDi
— Kevin Cobb (@ohmykevin) January 28, 2014
The internet woke today to news of a new test product spotted at 7-Elevens in Washington D.C. called "Doritos Loaded." 'Net-designated vanguard Kevin Cobb, who tweeted a photo of the snacks as early as January 28th, described them as "nacho cheese Doritos dipped in queso." A subsequent taste test by Junk Food Guy found the deep-fried triangles to be "almost too crispy. Like, sitting-under-a-heart-lamp-for-too-long crispy." We ourselves will wait patiently for Dude Foods to teach us how to make our own.
Spokespersons for 7-Eleven have told news sources the product is currently just in its test phases, and it's too early to discuss it publicly.