The unspoken rules of grocery store shopping are simple. If you must go to the refrigerator aisle, don’t linger, or risk freezing to death. It doesn't matter how little you’re getting, you will need a cart. Above all, don’t leave your children unattended in the cashier line terrified of being asked to pay. What kind of monster are you?

For those of you who could still use a little help navigating the supermarket world though, this completely-accurate map of pretty much every grocery store ever might come in handy. After all, howsoever else would you figure out how to differentiate between the regular yogurt and the yogurt that makes you poop?

via Consumerist